Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
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