She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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