the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
My dick has a subreddit
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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