I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
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