I'm eating all of the evidence.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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