her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize
