Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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