We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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