Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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