i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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