What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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