Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
