Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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