I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
He did a backflip because drugs
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