Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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