Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
That's intense
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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