You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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