North Korea, Best Korea!
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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