therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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