the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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