speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
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