is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I need a hoe opinion
go on
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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