so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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