I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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