So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
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