their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
