Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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