Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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