Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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