Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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