turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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