I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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