you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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