So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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