Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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