After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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