Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
You smell like stripper and shame
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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