so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
Randomize
