I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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