You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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