I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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