Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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