i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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