HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
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