Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
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