I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
This is the prime rib incident all over again
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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