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youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I can't turn off my feet"
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
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