I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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