so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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