But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
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