is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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