I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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