Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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