if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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