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(502): View more from Kentucky

if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...

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(727): View more from Florida

So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend

(1-727): View more from Florida

Awkward

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..

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ya and it worked didnt it??

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(440): View more from Ohio

Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me

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(705): View more from Ontario

I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things

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(845): View more from New York

man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...

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