As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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