everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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